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Лично эту песню я люблю больше чем про ёжиков, а это ещё постараться надо.
The Patrician doesn't have balls
It's said that he doesn't enjoy them at all
So you won't find them held in those white marble halls;
The Patrician doesn't have balls.
The Patrician doesn't have balls
It's said that the very thought makes his skin crawl;
He hasn't had one that a soul can recall.
The Patrician doesn't have balls.
The Patrician doesn't have balls
It's said that he never will and doesn't care
So young ladies seeking a mate go elsewhere;
The Patrician doesn't have balls.
The Patrician doesn't have balls
It's said that he hates them, but I couldn't swear.
He avoids grasping maidens, both brunette and fair;
The Patrician doesn't have balls.
The Patrician doesn't have balls
It's said he can dance but have you seen him try?
His refusal makes debutantes on the make cry;
The Patrician doesn't have balls.
The Patrician doesn't have balls
It's said that he will one day, when pigs can fly
You heard it here first, and I tell you no lie;
The Patrician doesn't have balls.
Или альтернативная версия:
"Let me sing you a song of Ankh-Morpork's lords
They're so many and varied, you'll never be bored
And most of them often have such fancy balls
But there's one man who hasn't got any at all..."
"Oh, Selachii has balls that'll fill a whole house
And Rust has balls too, sometimes even has jousts
(He's head of the Peeled Nuts, lets them use his hall)
But Lord Vetinari has no balls at all."
"The Duke of Eorle has balls, they're quite well attended
The costumed balls of Lord Venturi are splendid
The Seamestresses often attend others' balls,
But Lord Vetinari has no balls at all."
"Other Patricians had balls, d'you see,
And there always were balls when Ankh-Morpork had kings
But lately, it seems, our ruler's on a roll
And hasn't got time to hold his own balls."
"He had them sometimes and of course people came,
But the Palace is drafty and somewhat mundane
And when he had them, they were so very small
That he made the decision, there'd be no more balls."
"Now, Old Ramkin had balls like nobody could
But the best balls these days are from old Lord de Worde
Once in a while there are grand charity balls,
But His Lordship Patrician will have none at all."
"The Wizards have balls, but only one a year,
If you make them have more they'll make you disappear
I wouldn't eat food from the Assassin's balls,
And Lord Vetinari has no balls at all."
"Sir Samuel Vimes has balls, but doesn't enjoy them
He rather thinks that he could better employ 'em
So often he runs off and just leaves his balls
And poor Vetinari has no balls at all."